Heads up! I came back from Spain and althought the country was quite beautiful and had some good points, no one wants to hear about that. Just to sum up the good things, the food was good, sceneries were awesome, Gaudi kicked ass, few days were sunny, everything was cheap and flying just has to be one of the goddamn coolest things in the world. On to worse things.
Ok, first of all, the weather. When I finally have the time and money to go on a decent vacation in the sun, what does it do, it fucking RAINS! Rain, clouds, a little bit of sun, clouds, rain again, clouds, and you know it rain. To add the fact that Calella is a tourist town with nothing much else to do than sunbathe, it really bugs up the whole thing. Only two days of sun in the whole vacation and that's just at the point where the whole thing is almost over. Grrrrr!!!! Then the only thing left to do is sit inside the hotel, watch TV and drink.
Which brings me to my next topic, TV programs. What the hell is wrong with Tv these days. For the most part I had to watch to channels because didn't understand any of the other channels. Although Simpsons were a real hoot in spanish. All others sounded like their originals except for Homer who sounded like mid thirties something wannabe gigolo. Anyways. You can't watch CNN for very long since they tend to repeat the news over and over again so all that was left was BBC which in the day time changes to a kids channel CBBC. Yay! But wait, what are tthese things they are showing kids these days!? Stupid reality hidden camera shows for children where the highlight of the episode is where a fat kid runs through a trailer park measuring an unrolled toilet paper roll. C'mon! Or the badly drawn cartoons where all the characters seem to have extra outlines around them for now apparent reason. They just don't make them like they used to. Give me back the good old 80's and 90's cartoons, like He-Man, Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors or something.
Ah, but the rant goes on. When I go to another country I expect to hear a lot of the native language ok. I go to Spain, what do I hear: "Wollen sie meine sauerkraut essen meine damen und herren! Jaaaa!!!" or "Dabronshki barushki bablovski rushki pushki(that's russian for all I care)" And only a tiny bit of english. The germans I can handle, there's nothing wrong about them, but the russians... what hell!? They're everywhere these days. I can see enough of them in my own country, so why do the arrogant gits have to gfollow me to Spain? Why!?! It's like the world's overrun with them and they are rude, act all know-it-all and own-it-all, and the language sounds even more hideous than my own language. Only thing worse is Danish.
Ok, now that I've offended half of the world's nationalities I can end my rant on the Spanish customs officers. I'm heading home with my almost brand new passport and almost brand new briefcase and what do they do to me in the airport: They pull me aside and think I'm a TERRORIST! WTF!?! Apparently everyone with a camo-cap, a slightly dark complexion and a beard just has to be a terrorist. They kept asking me if there was a computer in my case even though they had just x-rayed it and it was open in front of their eyes. It was hard to keep my cool and not just shout at them:"There's fucking paper, some pens, a book and some nuts in the bag! You can see them right there! What kind of guy could make a bomb out of them let alone a gun!? Gimme a break!!!" Ok, I know the answer to my question is McGyver, but I'm not him. Luckily they let me go after they found out after a long phone call that the passport was actually mine and that I really am finnish. I'm just glad they didn't pull out the rubber gloves and start searching from places better left unmentioned.
Whew! Now I can take a breather and think of more things to complain about.
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