I haven't been very active in DA lately as some of you might have noticed. It's funny how I have suddenly found myself lacking the time and energy to even remember such a silly thing as this art community. Who knew getting laid off due to economical issues(yup thats the second time the company I worked for went bankrupt) could actually make me even more busy.

With the joboptions available for a graphic artist being what they are in this day and age, I've had to resort to extreme measures. No, not whoring my ass, just doing something even a monkey could do: Washing and packing potatoes, and all kinds of other fruits and vegetables as well but mainly just potatoes, potatoes and potatoes. I'm just glad that the potato season drawing to a close since I started having these weird dreams where commandoes raided our workplace because someone had put Milky Way chocolate bars in the potato washer.

What can I say, I'm living the dream... and smoking again, for fooks sake.

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This just one of those moments in life where you feel a sudden affinity to postal workers. That's kind of affinity that makes you want to take a chainsaw and ram it up your boss's ass.

Also kind of short on money right now.

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I have reached a sort of a milestone in my deviantArt history. 10K pageviews and counting. Thanks for all who've had the patience and interest to check my artwork. Whipped up a stupid thank you deviation in honor of this memorable event.

I've recently spent a lot of my internet time in Gameartisans.org because of the massive Dominance War IV contest. Feel free to check out my entry thread in there: [link]

For some reason I also feel lightheaded and dimwitted. Go figure.

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I've been spending a lot of my worktime in Conceptart.org recently and so I haven't updated much of my deviantArt stuff. So major updating ahead. Already uploaded some stuff and will submit some more later on. For now I'm off to drawing a logo in illustrator.

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After many years of loyal service, our PC at home finally got to the point of committing suicide. There I was in the kitchen making breakfast, when the goddamn thing went BANG. After rushing to the machine and noticing the distinct smell of burned computer parts, I quickly pulled all it's plugs of the electric sockets and noted: "Honey! I think our computer just exploded." Now I have to go and see if it can be fixed.

Machines are sometimes such a nuisance.

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Finally got to see Brussels, and the place there where my girlfriend used to live when she was little. Loved the old architecture there although the city was even dirtier than Helsinki(is that possible?) and the weather on friday was crappy as hell. Went to the Comic Strip museum to see a lot of cool stuff from belgian comic masters and I also went to the war museum to see some good old fashioned swords and armour as well as some old fighter jets and helicopters.

Good thing about Belgium is that every pub serves Leffe, one of the best beers in the world, and at affordable prices.

Last but not least, I got engaged to my lovely girlfriend in the center of the Brussels Old Town. Hence the big happy grin on my mood status. Saturday was a good day.

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Got tired of looking at the old journal entry.

Only one week and I leave for a long weekend in Brussels with my girlfriend. Yeehaa!

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After last years so called "winter" with only one or two days of snow, I was surprised to find this year that global warming hasn't taken down the finnish winter after all. Finally we have snow. Real snow and not just that watery mushy shit, but true white substance that gives you a compelling urge to build fat guys with carrots for noses and top hats.

Wonder how long this lasts.

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I finally got my long awaited workphone and it is none other than the 3G iPhone. It has to be one of the coolest devices on this earth. I keep touching it just for the fun of it.

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Hooray!

Weekend has passed and I am now officially a quarter of a century old. Got some very cool stuff for my birthday, with possibly the coolest things being FFXII and Ironman DVD I got from my girlfriend. Talk about coolness. I also got a wicked congrats card from ~saibankan which he promised to post in his DA profile soon. Already watched Ironman and finally got to see the Sam Jackson cameo at the end(yay!). Now I cna't wait to get started on FFXII.

Here's a link to the card btw: [link]

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I can't believe it! It's not safe in Finland once again. Some stupidass dumb baboon fuckface decided to take a gun to his school and shoot all the students in the head just like another dumb fuck did a year ago. This motherfucker didn't even have the innovation of coming up with anything of his own but instead totally ripped the previous guy off. All that boo boo bee bee I hate the world shit and I listen to heavy metal and will kill everyone shit, down to the point of posting his own gun practising videos on YouTube. C'mon!!!

What's wrong with young finnish men these days. If you want to kill yourself then kill YOURself not everyone else. This guy at least had the decency to fuck up his own suicide so he can hopefully enjoy a lifetime of pain and misery or at least a slow and painful death.

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Got tired of looking at the previous journal entry. Not much happening anyways. 99 hours of FF Tactics Advance is only a couple of hours away. Besides that it's work work work.

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I wrote a long journal entry but all of a sudden DA decided to erase it all and I couldn't get it back. Here's a short version.

Friday was fun. My cousin got married and me and my brother were his bestmen. Despite my best efforts all went well and the happy couple were sent on their way to Scotland at 4 am on their honeymoon.

Apparently it's a bad time to be a funny african-american dude, since both Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes have died recently. May they rest in peace wherever they are. If I had to guess I'd say that Mr. Hayes has already been resurrected as a horny grizzly bear. Don't know about Mr. Mac.

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Is it just me or is Marvel really stepping up with recent superhero movies? Saw the Incredibly Hulk past weekend and I was impressed. It was much better then the previous Hulk movie and had a much better choice for plot as well as actors. Hulk looked better and meaner and Abomination was way much cooler than the friggin mutant poodles of the first movie.

With the tie in to Iron Man and the upcoming Avengers movie I'm really looking forward to the future of unified Marvel movies seeing as Iron Man was one of the best I've seen so far of them.

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Was doing some surfing around the web for s Steampunk Fairytale contest and stumbled upon something cool. Just thought I'd share this if someone hasn't already seen these. This guy has made some cool custom steampunk stuff: [link]

And my digibox apparently broke down. *grumble* *grumble*

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So I've been reading Eragon lately and realized the book has almost nothing to do with the movie. No wonder the movie was such a mediocre piece of film. About the best thing about the movie is the amazing work they put into the dragon, Saphira. It really looks like a living breathing creature unlike most CGI monsters you see galloping around the big screen. They haven't made them that good since Jurassic Park and Dragonheart. I actually watched Dragonheart last night after a long time and although the movie itself is kinda silly, the dragon Draco voiced by none other than the main man Sean Conery, has suffered very little during the course of time. Every 3D nerd should see the movie so they'd know what a good CGI creature looks like.

They just don't make movies like they used to. The new Indy flick was a decent, good, old fashioned adventure movie, but done in a more modern way. I did however have problems digesting the story and the over the top use of CGI. Won't reveal anything, you'll just have to see it for yourself to know what I mean.
It made me wanna see the old Indy flicks again so I ordered myself the steelbox special edition of the trilogy, which should arrive today. Yeehaa.

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Heads up! I came back from Spain and althought the country was quite beautiful and had some good points, no one wants to hear about that. Just to sum up the good things, the food was good, sceneries were awesome, Gaudi kicked ass, few days were sunny, everything was cheap and flying just has to be one of the goddamn coolest things in the world. On to worse things.

Ok, first of all, the weather. When I finally have the time and money to go on a decent vacation in the sun, what does it do, it fucking RAINS! Rain, clouds, a little bit of sun, clouds, rain again, clouds, and you know it rain. To add the fact that Calella is a tourist town with nothing much else to do than sunbathe, it really bugs up the whole thing. Only two days of sun in the whole vacation and that's just at the point where the whole thing is almost over. Grrrrr!!!! Then the only thing left to do is sit inside the hotel, watch TV and drink.

Which brings me to my next topic, TV programs. What the hell is wrong with Tv these days. For the most part I had to watch to channels because didn't understand any of the other channels. Although Simpsons were a real hoot in spanish. All others sounded like their originals except for Homer who sounded like mid thirties something wannabe gigolo. Anyways. You can't watch CNN for very long since they tend to repeat the news over and over again so all that was left was BBC which in the day time changes to a kids channel CBBC. Yay! But wait, what are tthese things they are showing kids these days!? Stupid reality hidden camera shows for children where the highlight of the episode is where a fat kid runs through a trailer park measuring an unrolled toilet paper roll. C'mon! Or the badly drawn cartoons where all the characters seem to have extra outlines around them for now apparent reason. They just don't make them like they used to. Give me back the good old 80's and 90's cartoons, like He-Man, Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors or something.

Ah, but the rant goes on. When I go to another country I expect to hear a lot of the native language ok. I go to Spain, what do I hear: "Wollen sie meine sauerkraut essen meine damen und herren! Jaaaa!!!" or "Dabronshki barushki bablovski rushki pushki(that's russian for all I care)" And only a tiny bit of english. The germans I can handle, there's nothing wrong about them, but the russians... what hell!? They're everywhere these days. I can see enough of them in my own country, so why do the arrogant gits have to gfollow me to Spain? Why!?! It's like the world's overrun with them and they are rude, act all know-it-all and own-it-all, and the language sounds even more hideous than my own language. Only thing worse is Danish.

Ok, now that I've offended half of the world's nationalities I can end my rant on the Spanish customs officers. I'm heading home with my almost brand new passport and almost brand new briefcase and what do they do to me in the airport: They pull me aside and think I'm a TERRORIST! WTF!?! Apparently everyone with a camo-cap, a slightly dark complexion and a beard just has to be a terrorist. They kept asking me if there was a computer in my case even though they had just x-rayed it and it was open in front of their eyes. It was hard to keep my cool and not just shout at them:"There's fucking paper, some pens, a book and some nuts in the bag! You can see them right there! What kind of guy could make a bomb out of them let alone a gun!? Gimme a break!!!" Ok, I know the answer to my question is McGyver, but I'm not him. Luckily they let me go after they found out after a long phone call that the passport was actually mine and that I really am finnish. I'm just glad they didn't pull out the rubber gloves and start searching from places better left unmentioned.

Whew! Now I can take a breather and think of more things to complain about.

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Vacation's over and I'm back in my sweet sweet home country of Finland. Back to work and to my everyday routines. Spain was  fine all in all although a rant will soon follow for all the things that were wrong, so heads up. For the moment I'm lacking the time to write.

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Only one more night and I'm off to a well-earned one week vacation. Calella, Spain is calling and there's no denying it. One week with no work shit, just sun, drinks, good food and beach. Can't wait.

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All dentists should burn in hell! Not just because they are ridiculously overpaid, but because they bring pain and misery to innocent people who just happen to have bad teeth.

I went to the dentist yesterday to fix my teeth and asked for something to kill the pain. so they injected drugs into my gums and I walked the rest of the day around feeling like my mouth resembled a swollen rubber catfish. In addition it numbed half my tongue and possibly all my taste reseptors and now I can't taste anything. That was fucking yesterday and I still can't taste things properly. You'd think it was gone by now.

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